Milk Challenge

Sam Pitchford has bet me that I cannot do the Milk Challenge.

 He bet me 10 dollars. I'm ready to make it 50.

I've been reading many many articles about this and I think I've come up with a game plan. First, I'll ignore that the stomach can only hold a half gallon of fluid. There's no way to change that. However, it's not always that people can't get the milk down in an hour, its that they cant keep it down for the next hour. This is usually because people become restless and need to move around. Also because the milks temperature will drop your body temperature causing you need to move to somewhere warmer which will curdle the milk in your stomach or something stupid.

 So, my strategies are, drink the first half gallon or so within 10-15 minutes. That seems to work for most people, then drink the rest slowly. Instead of having the ice-cold milk that burns the crap out of your throat, I'm going to let it warm up a little BEFORE being disgustingly warm. After the milk has been drank I will stay sitting up with my arms over my head. (This seems to help when you need to breathe better so why not when you need your stomach to expand.) I will sit there for at least a half an hour. If for some reason my temperature plan doesn't work like I want it to then I will do everything in my power not to try and get warm. I don't mind being cold anyways. If I can last an hour after that then I win. The bad part is that I have to work shortly after the time that this should be over. But so does Sam. Oh well. If I puke there it will be funnier (DO NOT EAT AT BUCKSPORT MCDONALDS TOMORROW, MAY 15)

If anyone else has a game plan for this let me know. I need all the help I can get. The odds are against me and I know this.